Snack Expert 2: "However, Stale Cracker has a certain charm to it. Its unique texture and flavor may not appeal to everyone, but it's definitely a conversation starter."
Host: "We're joined now by snack food experts who have analyzed both Tough Cracker and Stale Cracker. What do they have to say about these two crackers?"
(Cut to footage of Stale Cracker packaging and the cracker itself)